Monday, August 31, 2009

Notes from Veldrijden camp

Skinny Phil rocked the hott Ommegang kit!!
There was some blood shed and mud baths!




Cycle-smart cross camp version 2.0 long version

 

Its funny as we get older we feel like its ok to stop learning. When you are young you are an empty cup just drinking up everything around you. When I was in school I went to lots of camps. Dexter hockey camp, Lacrosse camp, a little northern long fist, camps are great ways to get some intense training and learn skills in controlled environment…or not in the case of Dexter hockey camp! What does every suburban JV hockey player need? Yeah trying to stop slap shots from former Boston Bruins may seem sadistic…but does it make you a better player? Actually yes it does. The old that which does not kill you makes you stronger business…but I digress.

Last Saturday I drove up through a hurricane to finally get some proper cross training from a true master at Cycle-smart's cross camp. Every other sport puts lofty titles upon their teachers…kung fu has their sifus, yoga has gurus….cycling? not so much but make no mistake about it Adam Myerson is a modern day cross guru.

Ed from Joe’s garage up in Soho let us use his farm and I have to say he laid out a course that puts most of the courses we race on to shame! Thanks Ed and all the locals who were so awesome to us up there! Even Meg and JD came by to give us some moral support and share some stories. Those guys are always a ray of sunshine even when you are soaked to the bone and trying to forget you have to get back out there and do it all over again for the afternoon session in the almost perfect Belgian Veldrijden conditions.

We learnt so much it would be impossible to put it all down and I wouldn’t do it justice. But it was an awesome day spent learning the real fundamentals of cross and getting to know some new faces. People traveled from long and far to get to the camp. It was also the first day I’ve put on Mad Alchemy in over three months. While most people opted for arm warmers and jackets and tights Hup went with standard issue Belgian Knee Warmers…the smell of the earth and the burn that thankfully won’t go away!

The day was broken up into mounting/remounting/barriers and then corners and starts. We all had some spectacular crashes but I do think my endo at the final session of the day takes the cake. We were practicing our starts 6 deep so it had a competitive aspect and we were working on a “new” technique for me: really almost jumping up onto the pedal as you start and driving down into the pedal for a super forceful start. Well I had so much grass, etc packed up in my drivetrain from a whole day riding in fields that it felt like my chain broke on my downstroke. Next thing I know my head is hitting the ground and I am doing a total somersault with the bike still clipped in. How embarrassing! Felt like I was decleated by a free safety. My body was mauled by my bike and I had cuts and scrapes in places I’d rather forget about. From the looks on my wife’s face she is clearly beginning to suspect I am seeing a Dominatrix on the side. Frankly a Dominatrix would be a much gentler mistress at this point than how my cross bike is treating me…Here is the clif note version of what we worked on:

1. Dismount: He's not a fan of the step through. I knew that going in and actually after hearing his declaration a year ago of never ever step through I stopped doing it myself. And frankly the step through has not been kind to Hup over the years. I vote for its utter banishment! Myerson’s dismount technique was sick and so fast and smooth...He clips out his left foot right before scissor kicking the right leg for the dismount. The left foot clip out is super-subtle. I never have done this and it threw me off at first but I like it now. Basically it’s just turn the ankle out to unclip put mid-foot on pedal all while still pedaling. The next tip is using the saddle as a balancing point on your right hip. Don't push the bike over to the right more stabilize yourself with the saddle and then put the hand on the tt right in front of the saddle and push down to stabilize yourself further. So now really you are in great shape to come in hop off and just fly over the barrier. Saddle goes on the outside of the elbow when suitcasing! Don't let the bike get in between you, you want it out away from you and up! Its suitcasing but its kind of like a power clean...over the barriers and then 2-4 steps and on to the remount!

2. Remount. Don't studder step but also don't do the super fly! Sometimes you see people flying so high both heels high in the air...he says its more merging back with your bike or running back on your bike. Hip rolls over and stomps through and down into the right pedal with force...that way the left pedal will be in the perfect space to reclip and you are sprinting out of the transition...with dismounts and corners etc the mantra was have your exit speed be greater than your entrance speed

3. Corners: This was/is my weakest point. I suck at corners and was heckled by him about it mostly just that I corner like a mtn biker. All in fun and in a good way, he really is funny and patient. He made it very low pressure although I was very nervous and had stage fright when we broke it down to doing individual drills with everybody watching. But anyway the practice here is "Tape to Tape" come into the turn outside at the tape carve in to the other tape..I always would come flying in on the inside have to over break and then power out which is a waste of effort...the other big technique revelation is weighting the front end and steering. I turn like a mtn biker way back and carvey,,,,,not so good for cross. With Adams technique it is weight way on the front, shoulders to the outside (don't lean your head through the turn) and being a bit more upright than leaning over the bike or body. The rear slides around a bit but it is controllable

4. Payback: The last really good tidbit was Pay Back every time you cruise. He told the story of his first world cup in belgium last year where he sucked and got lapped with 4 to go. What he noticed was that the guys back with him in 40th etc were fighting tooth and nail sprinting out of every corner...so when you cost down a hill you have to sprint out of it like its your last. When you do a corner you have to attack out of it etc, fight for every placing etc..A couple of nuggets worth noting:

-The pinky wrap: If you don’t already do this make sure you wrap your pinky around the bar when on the hoods. This gives you much more control and allows you to do two finger braking. Don’t grab the levers with your whole hand just two fingers.

-Use wider bars for leverage.

-I never thought of compact being a good choice but Adam likes a 46/36 w/a 12-25 and frankly it makes sense to me.

-Leave 5mm of spacer at the top of your stem for the fork steerer. Stiffens things up and is safer

-He likes a level TT on the bikes- makes sense for so many reasons…shouldering, putting the hand down to grab the tt etc

-Adams levers are wicked high…like sky high. I moved mine up and they feel great

What a great day of camp I obviously highly recommend trying this next year if you get a chance. It is the perfect way to get ready for cross season and hopefully we’ll have the same weather next year so we can train in “real” cross conditions

 

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Cycle-Smart Camp Crossapalooza


Adam Myerson what can I even say....I knew he was something special but wow..fantastic teacher, funny, patient one cool cat and really we are sooo lucky he lives here in NE and takes the time out of his insanely busy schedule to teach cross to all us mere mortals...

Yeah those Mavic shoes are kind of growing on me but they do not match Hup kit...not at all actually...
Jeff had a great time! This was right after a complete yardsale crash in front of me while we were practicing our turns. It was hilarious. But of course I had my chance to entertain as I some how endo'd during start practice. Oh and it was spectacular in its absurdity. I look like I was mauled by a giant mountain lion. I don't know if I am going to explain this one to my wife...if I didn't have photographic evidence of my attending cross camp I think she'd begin to suspect I am seeing a dominatrix on the side...

I must lick my wounds...literally...get some sleep, digest all Al and Adam taught us and do a proper camp post in the am.....I leave you with this great tidbit from Adam..."if Ryan Trebon and Tim Johnson had a love child it would be Sven Nys..." That's just the tip of the iceberg my friends...more in the am...Hup Hup...oh and a big shout out to my friend Eli who rocked out his 29er Frankenbike at Palmer. Dude was spot on correct and brought the right weapon to do the job...top 10 baby!!! Great job Eli! 

Thursday, August 27, 2009

An Homage to Brave Soldier

This is why we shave ALL the way up..grrrr tape and hair on your butt=more pain

Hup and Fohu have lost some flesh over the last couple of weeks. Maybe its the end of summer we are all tired and we are writing checks our bodies can't cash. Who knows perhaps our Mercury has gone retrograde...for me it is second nature dealing with wounds and injuries. It is pretty much in my DNA. Part of it is I am accident prone (thankfully I have outgrown most of it now its only bike related!) The other part is my family DNA. When you have a grandfather who you are named after who was an Army surgeon and was trapped in Bastogne during the Battle of the Buldge and a mother who was an er nurse you have a pretty could gene pool for dealing with injuries. Suffice it to say the sight of blood doesn't bother me. My earliest recollection of crashing a bike was when I was about 10 years old. We used to do races around my block. One racer took the high road and the other took the low road. It was a circle and you could spy through the houses to see where your rival was and plan out your sprint to the cul de sac...I was eyeballing my nemesis too much and forgot to keep my eyes on the road. I hit a parked station wagon full on flew over the car landed on the hood and rolled onto the pavement. I was fine other than my jean leg was really wet. Weird. I hit the hood ornament on the way over the car and had a massive gash on my knee. I rode home and showed it to my mom who proceeded to wash it off, push the fat back in, and slap a butterfly bandaid back on gave me an oreo and said ok "you're all set get back out there and play with robbie sullivan" You'd get a call from the DSS if you tried that shit with a kid these days. But I was fine and riding my bike like nothing happened.

If I could hit the reset button I probably would have made a better emt or nurse or pt than an artist...frankly art school was a big waste on me. It was cool and all that but 160k cool....maybe not so much. But I digress. The point is even experienced bikers don't always know how to deal with road rash. In my fascination with patching myself up I stumbled upon a company that embraces road rash called Brave Soldier. They make some fantastic products and offer up a great article on dealing with road rash but here in a nutshell is how I deal with it. Now obviously I am NOT a dr, I don't even play one on tv, this is what has worked for me. If you have any doubts etc go to your dr. If it is red and streaky go to your dr. If it swells up and gets hot go to your dr...ok you get the point. But here goes. Ok so get home the best you can. Get your crash pack. Crash pack you say? Brave Soldier sells a good one or just go to CVS and get:

toothbrush--oh you'll need a toothbrush trust me
Bacitracin or other antiseptic 
Neosporin
Second Skin!!!
Big bandages
Tape
Sterile gauze pads
surgical Gloves-the gloves are for anytime you are putting neo on the wound or cleaning it
Advil/ibuprofen
Tegraderm-although after my last road rash I am off tegraderm and on second skin with a big bandaid over it.

Step 1. Now hit the shower with some anti-bacterial soap and the toothbrush...You will probably need to scream at a few points. It will sting but you have to scrub and get ALL the dirt/debris out of the wound. Now when I say wound I mean road rash. If you have a wound ie a deep cut and you can see into it go to the er and get stitches and professional help. One product that is nice is Brave Soldier First Defense. Basically its a spray antiseptic. They say it doesn't sting but it does.

Step 2. Get out of the shower and dry off. Use something sterile like the gauze pads pad dry the wound. Clean it with the bacitracin. Put on Neosporin or Brave Soldier ( I like brave soldier) Put on the second skin pad, put a big bandage over that. You might have to tape it on if its a big rr.

Step 3. Ibuprofen and relax however you can. If you hit hard put some ice on it asap. Frozen pees are good. Take a supplement like fish oil to help with inflamation. Whole foods has nice organic type fish oil.

Step 4. Change the dressing 2x a day. Keep it covered and wet with medicine. If your tetnus isn't up to date get a booster. 

That's it in a nutshell. Good luck and hopefully Hup has burnt all its crash Karma in readiness for Cross season!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Top Tube Here

My Rock Lobster Top Tube is going to be setting up permanent residence on that bullseye in about two weeks. Still prepping like a madman. Pulling in favors from mechanics and friends left and right. Keep forgetting something. The thing with cross season is we wait all year for it and then bam its gone in a blink of an eye. This seasons schedule is insane. So many UCI races. So many doubles. I have no idea how I am going to survive it without blood bags or an altitude tent...maybe just eating raw meat and Rocky 1 raw egg milk shakes...training is really going to have to take a backseat to recovering especially in the month of October. The races I know I must attend and that are AAA races in my mind are: Putney, Waterville/Sucker Brook, Mansfield Hollow, Providence Cross, and Shedd Park. Noho also holds a really special place in my heart. Maybe its the table top jump over the tracks...who knows I just always have a great time up there. So here it is read it and weep...I know come Nov 1st I most likely will be a cross zombie...hope not.

August
29th- Cycle-smart cross camp

September
13th- Bedford/Quad cross

19th & 20th-Waterville Valley/Sucker Brook

October
3rd & 4th-G-Star

10th & 11th-Providence Cross 

17th-Mansfield Hollow

31st-Canton

November
1st-Putney

7th & 8th-Noho

21st-Shedd Park
22nd-Spooky Bikes CX

28th-Sterling

December
5th & 6th-NBX RI

11/12/13th Bend Oregon Natz....big question mark on that one...but rumors of hottubs, Super Relax, the entire Hup NW squadra and DMRoth....might be too insane to miss...we'll see how flights look..

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Epic Tubular Fail

Ahhh Houston we have a problem
Ok I will be the first to admit it. I am pretty much a hamfist of a mechanic. I love working on my bike but really am only barely above beginner level...well maybe advanced beginner. Gluing Tubulars is like advanced advanced beginner work trust me. It was going along swimmingly until I had to actually put the tire on....that is where the shit hit the fan...half way up the rim and uh oh...well lets chalk that up to a rite of passage every crosser must go through. Getting totally stoned on mastik 1, gluing yourself and your expensive tubies to garbage cans, not pretty.

I went into the shop today and threw myself at their mercy. Man they take good care of me. This too will pass. But it wasn't the worst experience. I have a whole new respect for my mechanic ( not that I didn't before) and I now see why certain people in the industry reply to my emails with "I can't glue your tubulars" Hey better to be honest about it right? Aaron's track record is zero rolled tubulars in season. This fango doesn't count as Zanc so astutely points out a glue job is only good for one season. And he is right...

But lest you think I am off tubulars oh no. Never. They are the holy grail of cross. And the fangos? Love them. They can turn some tight turns on grass! Wet, thick its all like velcro. Kind of geeking on the whole new FMB challenge relationship. I will always love Dugast Rhynos but they are a course specific tyre. A course that I love by the way and now that I've used Rhynos in thick nasty mud I will never ride anything else. But for all-around conditions I am feeling what the FMB/Challenges are cooking...

My brain cells appear to have regenerated. Do they regenerate? Probably not at my age. Well then at least I have come down off my mastik high which wasn't an unpleasant sensation. But lesson learnt when it comes to glue jobs no DIY jobs for me....

Monday, August 24, 2009

Sebago Cross mini-camp

The God of Thunder gave us quite a welcome to lake Sebago

My family has been going to Lake Sebago for 6 yrs. My brother was married there. My sister was married there. We stay at a boys camp called O-At-Ka it is an amazing place to chill, let the kids be kids and not have to worry about anything. In the six yrs we've gone there I've never brought a bike. The roads are sketchy as hell with long haul truckers loaded down with logs etc not ideal road riding in my mind. But Rosey got me thinking "cross camp!" I called my brother and asked him if there was a soccer field or something on the other side of camp and Voila. In my wife's words "what is the cross bike doing on the roof rack?" Oh how did that get up there I innocently responded.
At some point all crossers end up down range
We got up to Sebago to witness one of the craziest storms I've ever been party to. The girls will remember it forever. Thunder the likes of which Thor himself was above us crushing giants skulls with each report. Then as we all were on the porch of the lodge watching rain come down in buckets the biggest thunder blast ever and an explosion in the trees 30 feet from the lodge on the edge of the water. You could feel the heat blast. A tree got hit. The aftermath was what was most impressive. I've never given lightning a second thought. After seeing tree shards the size of spears scattered across a 50 foot blast zone I may have to rethink my casual stance to woods riding during thunder and lightning storms.

I got two days of solid cross practice in. I set up a great course that included a bit of everything. I even brought my pvc barriers. Had such a great time working my dismounts, trying to rail the corners, finding places to do flying dismounts and runnups. Felt gassed and frankly wanted to puke after a few 3 minute all out efforts...hmmm how is this going to feel for 45 minutes plus a lap? 

Came out of it convinced I should do the Cycle-smart camp with my teammates. After so long practicing cross by the seat of my pants I need to work on technique with someone who knows what they are doing and knows how to teach the finer points. Me channeling my inner viking (ala Bart Wellens) and hurling myself at the barriers can only get me so far.
Thought I had the bike dialed in but now am not so sure. Rolled a rear fango. Might have been the combo wet grass and old glue job. Really its a karmic Beetch slap upside my head for doubting Zancs tweet that last years glue jobs must be redone before the season. I am glad I rolled it now. Get to try my hand at glueing it up. We'll see how that goes. But came away with a lot of respect for the fangos they really turn super tight turns on wet grass and are pretty fast for a "grippy" tire. They are going to be my go to for a while.

So much to do between now and the Waterville/Sucker Brook weekend. Stoked to get on it.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Crashisimo

Hup took a bit of a beating yesterday. Rosey laid it down pretty good on some train tracks on his commute in to work. I set out on my Red Raider loop without any concerns for my own well being and paid the price. Rosey should have been a canary in a coal mine..but I am a Gemini and get distracted easily by shiny objects and frolicking in the woods. So many should haves, especially for a 44 yr old in charge of 2 kids and 3 octagenarians...I should have realized it would be wet, should have seen the warning signs that my 3 yr old worn out michelin muds needed replacing (hmmm maybe the total lack of tread down the center section should have been a tip off they need to go) should have remembered back to about 7yrs ago when I was living in Norcal riding mt diablo every day on my mtn bike and the horrific crashes I had transitioning from mtn bike riding to cross riding on the same trails...shoulda, coulda woulda what evah? 
I hit the Red Raider loop hard with visions of doing 20 runnups because Myerson says that's how a crosser does running training not by doing 5ks...Felt great. Only got in 10 runnups but was feeling it. That is always a bad sign. In any self-respecting War movie or slasher flick you always know who is going to get it next wether it be the jock or the hotty by who is happy and feeling good about life. Then kablaammmo. 
Does my ass look fat? Oh god don't answer that. But this is why you shave ALL the way up
So I was heading home feeling good about myself counting my podiums and thinking of how many days until Waterville CX. I decided to drop down this rooty loaming singletrack that I've done a million times on my cross bike. It exits on a wood bridge. As I dropped in I got a tad knocked off line by the roots. Funny how a 32 mm knobby pumped to 45 psi doesn't handle like a mtn bike tire at 30 psi...weird. I must have come into the wood bridge too hot and at an angle because when my front tire touched the wet mossy wood it was like Hades reached up from the depths of Hell and ripped my bike out from under me. Bam on the deck. Hit my hip and slid about 10 feet. The only thing keeping me from flying off the bridge was a metal post I hit with my anke...nice. I laid there in pain for way too long for a "normal" crash. First thought was shit did I just break my hip? (that's the first sign you know you are an old bastard right?) my second thought was oh my god I just destroyed my brand new iphone which made a really weird sound upon impact...after a second I got up did a quick body check. Wasn't feeling good but had to ride home so f-it. Straddled the bike gingerly and tried to turn the pedals over. Got home in massive pain. My two girls were awesome drs! The 4 year old wanted to see the blood, the 8 year old hid her eyes. They were so great getting me ice bags, bandages, etc. These two have a future in er medicine!

Hmm what's that white stuff ewww
The upside is nothing is broken and I have a fresh tetnus shot to carry me through cross season! Woohoo. Kudos to Dr Richardson! I love facebook friends! I sent her a wall message and she got back to me straight away. Its awesome knowing there are Dr's who are down with stupid bikers and there crashes. She seriously rocks. So I am sore all over but functional. Sat am the Squadra is hitting D2R2. I will be going on a chill pastry ride in search of the perfect Iced Americano...hup, hup, hup

So much dirt so much scrubbing and screaming in the shower

Oh yeah you sit there all nice like like you didn't cause my horrific crash just so I'd ride you more...oh you sick sick bastard