Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Black belt cross action

Bike wayyy high and outside, leading over the barrier, 
rider flying over hurdle-photo by Rob Bauer 

Epiphanies are weird things. You can't force them or will them to happen. One day poof they just happen. In martial arts there is the saying that when you are ready to learn (whatever, karate, kungfu, yoga etc) the master will appear to you. In western thought we interpret this as the master will magically appear and bells and whistles will go off and we'll get it. Sometimes the master is right there in front of you you just have to be open and listen. 

I have jokingly told my friends I am un-coachable. Its mainly in jest because in reality I am actually a very open person. I will never be gifted physically but what I lack in that dept. I have always made up with grit and an intellectual curiosity that's helped me learn (especially sports) on a deeper level. Nobody likes that person who starts yoga or something and then is just so over the top effusive with praise that they become a bore. I don't want to be that person but cross camp really opened my eyes to so many things that make you a better crosser. 

In that one-day fishbowl I couldn't even intellectually process half of what Al and Adam taught us that day. But somewhere in my brain I absorbed it like a sponge and like somekind of Manchurian Candidate trigger when I saw this picture on Double Hopped taken at Bedford and the picture Dave Roth took of Molly a flip switched. "Oh that is what they were trying to tell us about hurdling the barriers" fired off my inner voice.

Just study the pictures and you can see what is going on and why its so fast. Adam likened a lot of this to skateboarding-the board does something and the rider follows its flow. Here the bike leads and "flies" over the hurdle and the rider follows it. That's a hell of a lot faster than come in hot, stop, pick up bike, hop over, step, step, drop bike remount right? 
Again look at the right leg high and flying hurdler style and the bike leading and out

Epiphanies are crazy like that. How many times have I hurdled a barrier? 100s. How many times have I done it right? Probably zero. Maybe that one time last year at Noho when I was so out of my mind tired and I came into it hot with Big Tomeke next to me and we just flowed like water over them. 

The last thing and again what just had light bulbs going off in my head--look at the two pictures. These two crossers are 3,000 miles away from each other. Look how it is almost a mirror image. Right leg hurdling high over the barrier, leaping really. Bike is way out and in front. Whole body is leaning forward and you can tell just by looking how fast they are going. And you know what else is the same they don't have that pained effort we all have where it looks like we are doing some power clean with the bike... 




Sunday, September 13, 2009

The Power of Blanco

Today I felt the awesome Power of Blanco at Quad cross in Bedford! Sunday was opening day for my 2009 cross campaign. Next week's Sucker Brook CX is pretty much the official start of cross season in New England but Quad cross may soon rival it as opening day if they keep building off what they did today! There were 81 prereg'd 4s! Maybe 90 at the start line. That is incredible!

It rained buckets the 2 days before the race and then the skies cleared Sunday am and we were treated to a gorgeous day! Or tormented by it as surely all those in long skin black skinnies must have been! 

I emailed Yash mid-week for the dress code update....Blanco was the call...I tried on my Blanco skinny and was frankly a tad afraid both for myself and others. I left the skinny at home but brought the full Blanco kit on the off chance I had the courage to wear it...When I got to the venue and saw Yash lined up in Blanco I knew I couldn't let him down. I was glad I had the guts to wear it as it gave me mad watts that I never had any place putting out!

I am not really a race report guy so I am not going to bore you with a blow by blow descriptive of the race itself, what I will share are a few points. 

Point one: I am super stoked to be racing in the 45+ category. Its an amazing group of guys. Basically when I lined up and saw Soups on the front row, Brian McInnis two riders over and Tom Stevens right next to me it all became so clear. I will get faster and become a better cross racer by racing with these guys each and every week. There is no other way. To steal a phrase from another blogger Sundays will become spank me sundays. Today the Power of Blanco shined down on me and I rode way better than I could ever hope in a 45+ A race. Sundays when we are racing Verge races I will be getting spanked!

My plan was to try and follow Tom Stevens wheel as much as possible and watch his technique and learn from a true master. Trying to match his line was a clinic on how to race cross and how to be smooth and fast. Watching him really helped hammer home so many of the things we learned at cross camp. The past two weeks I have been trying to play mental games to remember all the important things Adam and Al taught us. There was so much to process. But I think I get it now. 

Point 2: My teammates kick ass. No way I could be on the line with these guys and even thinking of riding anywhere near them without the last 6 months of hardman rides, mtn bike adventures and Rosey's am cross world's. Plus hearing them screaming from the sidelines just sent shivers of adrenaline up my spine! Crazy.

Point 3: My teammate Tom is probably the toughest guy I know. He had a horrible day. He forgot his shoes and was a little late. He flatted and messed up his chain on the pre-ride. Changing the flat became an adventure as the tire exploded off the rim with a simple tube swap. He was stung by a bee on the lip seconds before our start. It looked bad at the line and the end of the race it had grown about 10 x in size. He didn't freak out, or start swearing or any dramedy, he just dealt with it was as cool as could be and rode like a champion. Amazing. 

Great seeing everybody out there! Next week we head up to Waterville Valley CX! I am sooo stoked for that race. And then Sucker Brook. It is going to be an incredible double weekend of racing in NH and the long awaited return of Zanc to New England cross racing! Bring extra cow bells and welcome them back in style!!!


Monday, August 31, 2009

Notes from Veldrijden camp

Skinny Phil rocked the hott Ommegang kit!!
There was some blood shed and mud baths!




Cycle-smart cross camp version 2.0 long version

 

Its funny as we get older we feel like its ok to stop learning. When you are young you are an empty cup just drinking up everything around you. When I was in school I went to lots of camps. Dexter hockey camp, Lacrosse camp, a little northern long fist, camps are great ways to get some intense training and learn skills in controlled environment…or not in the case of Dexter hockey camp! What does every suburban JV hockey player need? Yeah trying to stop slap shots from former Boston Bruins may seem sadistic…but does it make you a better player? Actually yes it does. The old that which does not kill you makes you stronger business…but I digress.

Last Saturday I drove up through a hurricane to finally get some proper cross training from a true master at Cycle-smart's cross camp. Every other sport puts lofty titles upon their teachers…kung fu has their sifus, yoga has gurus….cycling? not so much but make no mistake about it Adam Myerson is a modern day cross guru.

Ed from Joe’s garage up in Soho let us use his farm and I have to say he laid out a course that puts most of the courses we race on to shame! Thanks Ed and all the locals who were so awesome to us up there! Even Meg and JD came by to give us some moral support and share some stories. Those guys are always a ray of sunshine even when you are soaked to the bone and trying to forget you have to get back out there and do it all over again for the afternoon session in the almost perfect Belgian Veldrijden conditions.

We learnt so much it would be impossible to put it all down and I wouldn’t do it justice. But it was an awesome day spent learning the real fundamentals of cross and getting to know some new faces. People traveled from long and far to get to the camp. It was also the first day I’ve put on Mad Alchemy in over three months. While most people opted for arm warmers and jackets and tights Hup went with standard issue Belgian Knee Warmers…the smell of the earth and the burn that thankfully won’t go away!

The day was broken up into mounting/remounting/barriers and then corners and starts. We all had some spectacular crashes but I do think my endo at the final session of the day takes the cake. We were practicing our starts 6 deep so it had a competitive aspect and we were working on a “new” technique for me: really almost jumping up onto the pedal as you start and driving down into the pedal for a super forceful start. Well I had so much grass, etc packed up in my drivetrain from a whole day riding in fields that it felt like my chain broke on my downstroke. Next thing I know my head is hitting the ground and I am doing a total somersault with the bike still clipped in. How embarrassing! Felt like I was decleated by a free safety. My body was mauled by my bike and I had cuts and scrapes in places I’d rather forget about. From the looks on my wife’s face she is clearly beginning to suspect I am seeing a Dominatrix on the side. Frankly a Dominatrix would be a much gentler mistress at this point than how my cross bike is treating me…Here is the clif note version of what we worked on:

1. Dismount: He's not a fan of the step through. I knew that going in and actually after hearing his declaration a year ago of never ever step through I stopped doing it myself. And frankly the step through has not been kind to Hup over the years. I vote for its utter banishment! Myerson’s dismount technique was sick and so fast and smooth...He clips out his left foot right before scissor kicking the right leg for the dismount. The left foot clip out is super-subtle. I never have done this and it threw me off at first but I like it now. Basically it’s just turn the ankle out to unclip put mid-foot on pedal all while still pedaling. The next tip is using the saddle as a balancing point on your right hip. Don't push the bike over to the right more stabilize yourself with the saddle and then put the hand on the tt right in front of the saddle and push down to stabilize yourself further. So now really you are in great shape to come in hop off and just fly over the barrier. Saddle goes on the outside of the elbow when suitcasing! Don't let the bike get in between you, you want it out away from you and up! Its suitcasing but its kind of like a power clean...over the barriers and then 2-4 steps and on to the remount!

2. Remount. Don't studder step but also don't do the super fly! Sometimes you see people flying so high both heels high in the air...he says its more merging back with your bike or running back on your bike. Hip rolls over and stomps through and down into the right pedal with force...that way the left pedal will be in the perfect space to reclip and you are sprinting out of the transition...with dismounts and corners etc the mantra was have your exit speed be greater than your entrance speed

3. Corners: This was/is my weakest point. I suck at corners and was heckled by him about it mostly just that I corner like a mtn biker. All in fun and in a good way, he really is funny and patient. He made it very low pressure although I was very nervous and had stage fright when we broke it down to doing individual drills with everybody watching. But anyway the practice here is "Tape to Tape" come into the turn outside at the tape carve in to the other tape..I always would come flying in on the inside have to over break and then power out which is a waste of effort...the other big technique revelation is weighting the front end and steering. I turn like a mtn biker way back and carvey,,,,,not so good for cross. With Adams technique it is weight way on the front, shoulders to the outside (don't lean your head through the turn) and being a bit more upright than leaning over the bike or body. The rear slides around a bit but it is controllable

4. Payback: The last really good tidbit was Pay Back every time you cruise. He told the story of his first world cup in belgium last year where he sucked and got lapped with 4 to go. What he noticed was that the guys back with him in 40th etc were fighting tooth and nail sprinting out of every corner...so when you cost down a hill you have to sprint out of it like its your last. When you do a corner you have to attack out of it etc, fight for every placing etc..A couple of nuggets worth noting:

-The pinky wrap: If you don’t already do this make sure you wrap your pinky around the bar when on the hoods. This gives you much more control and allows you to do two finger braking. Don’t grab the levers with your whole hand just two fingers.

-Use wider bars for leverage.

-I never thought of compact being a good choice but Adam likes a 46/36 w/a 12-25 and frankly it makes sense to me.

-Leave 5mm of spacer at the top of your stem for the fork steerer. Stiffens things up and is safer

-He likes a level TT on the bikes- makes sense for so many reasons…shouldering, putting the hand down to grab the tt etc

-Adams levers are wicked high…like sky high. I moved mine up and they feel great

What a great day of camp I obviously highly recommend trying this next year if you get a chance. It is the perfect way to get ready for cross season and hopefully we’ll have the same weather next year so we can train in “real” cross conditions

 

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Cycle-Smart Camp Crossapalooza


Adam Myerson what can I even say....I knew he was something special but wow..fantastic teacher, funny, patient one cool cat and really we are sooo lucky he lives here in NE and takes the time out of his insanely busy schedule to teach cross to all us mere mortals...

Yeah those Mavic shoes are kind of growing on me but they do not match Hup kit...not at all actually...
Jeff had a great time! This was right after a complete yardsale crash in front of me while we were practicing our turns. It was hilarious. But of course I had my chance to entertain as I some how endo'd during start practice. Oh and it was spectacular in its absurdity. I look like I was mauled by a giant mountain lion. I don't know if I am going to explain this one to my wife...if I didn't have photographic evidence of my attending cross camp I think she'd begin to suspect I am seeing a dominatrix on the side...

I must lick my wounds...literally...get some sleep, digest all Al and Adam taught us and do a proper camp post in the am.....I leave you with this great tidbit from Adam..."if Ryan Trebon and Tim Johnson had a love child it would be Sven Nys..." That's just the tip of the iceberg my friends...more in the am...Hup Hup...oh and a big shout out to my friend Eli who rocked out his 29er Frankenbike at Palmer. Dude was spot on correct and brought the right weapon to do the job...top 10 baby!!! Great job Eli! 

Thursday, August 27, 2009

An Homage to Brave Soldier

This is why we shave ALL the way up..grrrr tape and hair on your butt=more pain

Hup and Fohu have lost some flesh over the last couple of weeks. Maybe its the end of summer we are all tired and we are writing checks our bodies can't cash. Who knows perhaps our Mercury has gone retrograde...for me it is second nature dealing with wounds and injuries. It is pretty much in my DNA. Part of it is I am accident prone (thankfully I have outgrown most of it now its only bike related!) The other part is my family DNA. When you have a grandfather who you are named after who was an Army surgeon and was trapped in Bastogne during the Battle of the Buldge and a mother who was an er nurse you have a pretty could gene pool for dealing with injuries. Suffice it to say the sight of blood doesn't bother me. My earliest recollection of crashing a bike was when I was about 10 years old. We used to do races around my block. One racer took the high road and the other took the low road. It was a circle and you could spy through the houses to see where your rival was and plan out your sprint to the cul de sac...I was eyeballing my nemesis too much and forgot to keep my eyes on the road. I hit a parked station wagon full on flew over the car landed on the hood and rolled onto the pavement. I was fine other than my jean leg was really wet. Weird. I hit the hood ornament on the way over the car and had a massive gash on my knee. I rode home and showed it to my mom who proceeded to wash it off, push the fat back in, and slap a butterfly bandaid back on gave me an oreo and said ok "you're all set get back out there and play with robbie sullivan" You'd get a call from the DSS if you tried that shit with a kid these days. But I was fine and riding my bike like nothing happened.

If I could hit the reset button I probably would have made a better emt or nurse or pt than an artist...frankly art school was a big waste on me. It was cool and all that but 160k cool....maybe not so much. But I digress. The point is even experienced bikers don't always know how to deal with road rash. In my fascination with patching myself up I stumbled upon a company that embraces road rash called Brave Soldier. They make some fantastic products and offer up a great article on dealing with road rash but here in a nutshell is how I deal with it. Now obviously I am NOT a dr, I don't even play one on tv, this is what has worked for me. If you have any doubts etc go to your dr. If it is red and streaky go to your dr. If it swells up and gets hot go to your dr...ok you get the point. But here goes. Ok so get home the best you can. Get your crash pack. Crash pack you say? Brave Soldier sells a good one or just go to CVS and get:

toothbrush--oh you'll need a toothbrush trust me
Bacitracin or other antiseptic 
Neosporin
Second Skin!!!
Big bandages
Tape
Sterile gauze pads
surgical Gloves-the gloves are for anytime you are putting neo on the wound or cleaning it
Advil/ibuprofen
Tegraderm-although after my last road rash I am off tegraderm and on second skin with a big bandaid over it.

Step 1. Now hit the shower with some anti-bacterial soap and the toothbrush...You will probably need to scream at a few points. It will sting but you have to scrub and get ALL the dirt/debris out of the wound. Now when I say wound I mean road rash. If you have a wound ie a deep cut and you can see into it go to the er and get stitches and professional help. One product that is nice is Brave Soldier First Defense. Basically its a spray antiseptic. They say it doesn't sting but it does.

Step 2. Get out of the shower and dry off. Use something sterile like the gauze pads pad dry the wound. Clean it with the bacitracin. Put on Neosporin or Brave Soldier ( I like brave soldier) Put on the second skin pad, put a big bandage over that. You might have to tape it on if its a big rr.

Step 3. Ibuprofen and relax however you can. If you hit hard put some ice on it asap. Frozen pees are good. Take a supplement like fish oil to help with inflamation. Whole foods has nice organic type fish oil.

Step 4. Change the dressing 2x a day. Keep it covered and wet with medicine. If your tetnus isn't up to date get a booster. 

That's it in a nutshell. Good luck and hopefully Hup has burnt all its crash Karma in readiness for Cross season!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Top Tube Here

My Rock Lobster Top Tube is going to be setting up permanent residence on that bullseye in about two weeks. Still prepping like a madman. Pulling in favors from mechanics and friends left and right. Keep forgetting something. The thing with cross season is we wait all year for it and then bam its gone in a blink of an eye. This seasons schedule is insane. So many UCI races. So many doubles. I have no idea how I am going to survive it without blood bags or an altitude tent...maybe just eating raw meat and Rocky 1 raw egg milk shakes...training is really going to have to take a backseat to recovering especially in the month of October. The races I know I must attend and that are AAA races in my mind are: Putney, Waterville/Sucker Brook, Mansfield Hollow, Providence Cross, and Shedd Park. Noho also holds a really special place in my heart. Maybe its the table top jump over the tracks...who knows I just always have a great time up there. So here it is read it and weep...I know come Nov 1st I most likely will be a cross zombie...hope not.

August
29th- Cycle-smart cross camp

September
13th- Bedford/Quad cross

19th & 20th-Waterville Valley/Sucker Brook

October
3rd & 4th-G-Star

10th & 11th-Providence Cross 

17th-Mansfield Hollow

31st-Canton

November
1st-Putney

7th & 8th-Noho

21st-Shedd Park
22nd-Spooky Bikes CX

28th-Sterling

December
5th & 6th-NBX RI

11/12/13th Bend Oregon Natz....big question mark on that one...but rumors of hottubs, Super Relax, the entire Hup NW squadra and DMRoth....might be too insane to miss...we'll see how flights look..

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Epic Tubular Fail

Ahhh Houston we have a problem
Ok I will be the first to admit it. I am pretty much a hamfist of a mechanic. I love working on my bike but really am only barely above beginner level...well maybe advanced beginner. Gluing Tubulars is like advanced advanced beginner work trust me. It was going along swimmingly until I had to actually put the tire on....that is where the shit hit the fan...half way up the rim and uh oh...well lets chalk that up to a rite of passage every crosser must go through. Getting totally stoned on mastik 1, gluing yourself and your expensive tubies to garbage cans, not pretty.

I went into the shop today and threw myself at their mercy. Man they take good care of me. This too will pass. But it wasn't the worst experience. I have a whole new respect for my mechanic ( not that I didn't before) and I now see why certain people in the industry reply to my emails with "I can't glue your tubulars" Hey better to be honest about it right? Aaron's track record is zero rolled tubulars in season. This fango doesn't count as Zanc so astutely points out a glue job is only good for one season. And he is right...

But lest you think I am off tubulars oh no. Never. They are the holy grail of cross. And the fangos? Love them. They can turn some tight turns on grass! Wet, thick its all like velcro. Kind of geeking on the whole new FMB challenge relationship. I will always love Dugast Rhynos but they are a course specific tyre. A course that I love by the way and now that I've used Rhynos in thick nasty mud I will never ride anything else. But for all-around conditions I am feeling what the FMB/Challenges are cooking...

My brain cells appear to have regenerated. Do they regenerate? Probably not at my age. Well then at least I have come down off my mastik high which wasn't an unpleasant sensation. But lesson learnt when it comes to glue jobs no DIY jobs for me....