But I digress. Enough about my childhood. It was equal parts Shameless and The Adams Family. No need to bring that into this important discussion on the most important marketing trend in the cycling industry. So in this unique slice of the Commonwealth we have lots of things. What we don't have lots of is gravel. Gravel as as defined by Websters is "a loose aggregation of small water-worn or pounded stones." It is not a dirt road. It is not Singletrack. It is not a bombed out rooted path in some haunted, EPA waste site that is fenced off with barbed wire and has NOTRESPASSING signs everywhere. Luckily in this part of MASS they don't use guard dogs. Not sure why. Must be liability. But thankfully for us we haven't run into a pack of rabid Rotties that hadn't been fed in days. Not that I have ever trespassed on an EPA Superfund site. That I know of...
For the record, there has been ONE gravel ride in Boston. Firefly put this on a few years back and it was amazing. All the other gravel rides have been outside of the City. Even the most legendary of all gravel rides the Ronde de Rosey was staged in Brookline. So close, but so far away. Even Boston College isn't in Boston. Let that sink in. But back to gravel in this area. People LOVE gravel. So when we say gravel they get super hyped to bring their 8k wonder bike with its 30mm slicks out to play. They hit the first wet rooted New England Pave sector in Cutler and hate their life choices. And HATE us even more for luring them to this god forsaken park. I have had many a super cracked rider yelling at me at the Tavern that "this was the WORST Ronde ever" They have a nice cold beer and a burger and then realize maybe it wasn't that bad. And they always kept coming back? So maybe it wasn't all bad.
But it has been funny watching this all unfold from the sidelines. To think someone could get mad because there wasn't enough gravel or that they brought the wrong bike to the ride blows my mind. What happened to wanting to do epic shit? We rode gravel on 25s a mere 10 years ago and thought it was rad. Now you have to have 650b by 50s to be happy I guess. I don't know. I just love riding a CX bike I guess. I feel at home on that bike. I love that gravel is the new new thing. It is my true love for sure. My days of racing are over. I may go do a race for sure but I am not a racer. I like riding with friends. Stopping to take weird photos. Creating bizarre challenges. Breaking shit. Some of the best gravel rides I have gone on were those that a friend carefully curated and then wanted to share with friends. Those are the rides you remember for the shenanigans and the camaraderie. My best friends were made on bikes. And those friendships have built on the bike and on rides. I can't image any other way to meet someone or to become fast friends with them. If you can drop into an offcamber trail with only a hairs breathe separating your bikes while still carrying on a conversion and no one panicking you have found a true friend. Those are the people I want to ride with.
So what is the future of gravel? I honestly don't know. The Mecca of all Gravel to me is D2R2. That ride is wonderful. But so are Raid Rockingham and Rasputitsa and the Mixed Tape. I think COVID also gave birth to the DIY Gravel ride. These self-guided rides kept popping up. I think it was a great way to introduce people to gravel and to "adventure" All I will say is if you really want adventure shit is going to get weird. You have to be able to deal with it. That is actually to me the appeal of an adventure. You can't have an adventure without adversity. Whether that adversity is a bike mechanical or you get lost or you run across some rabid raccoon. What ever it is you then get thrown out of your comfort zone and have to rely on yourself and your friends to figure it out.
Just a few short months off twitter and you're writing almost like an English major. I think there might have even been a few compound sentences! I quit twitter too, and have regained the attention span needed to read through the entire post! WOOT!
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